Five Reasons why my dog is better than your broke ass.

1. She is fluffy and soft to the touch...you are all stuble and feel like sandpaper because you have been too lazy to shave the past 3 days.

2. She has a tail and wags it like none other...where's your tail at bitch?

3. I don't see you waiting for me at my door whenever I come home.

4. You won't let me attach a leash to your neck, walk you around the neighborhood, and then act like it's the best part of your day.

5. You're ugly.


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